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These intellectual guys don’t like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they’re running the whole thing. They always want you to shut up when they shut up, and go back to your room when they go back to their room.

The Catcher in the Rye, J.D Salinger (via philphys)

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jtotheizzoe:

burtondurand:

Quick sketch of Neil deGrasse Tyson receiving orders from Pluto.

I KNEW IT.
How else would he know how to communicate with this guy?

Me like funnyz

jtotheizzoe:

burtondurand:

Quick sketch of Neil deGrasse Tyson receiving orders from Pluto.

I KNEW IT.

How else would he know how to communicate with this guy?

Either give me more wine or leave me alone

Rumi (via philphys)

From your lips to god’s ear. 

From your lips to god’s ear. 

(Source: 9gag, via philphys)

On the east bbq ocean and west Ketchup ocean limit this young nation of vegetarian soccer players.  

On the east bbq ocean and west Ketchup ocean limit this young nation of vegetarian soccer players.  

(Source: bbook)

(Source: philphys)

formula to calculate the current session of congress

$current_congress = floor((date(‘Y’) - 2001)/2) + 107;

this increments every 2 year.

if you want this to incremnent every year change 2001 to 2000:

$current_congress_wrong = floor((date(‘Y’) - 2000)/2) + 107;

nprfreshair:

Critic John Powers reviews the Iranian film A Separation: He says: ‘I’m not kidding when I say that it’s better than any of the Hollywood films being touted for the Oscar.’

nprfreshair:

Critic John Powers reviews the Iranian film A Separation: He says: ‘I’m not kidding when I say that it’s better than any of the Hollywood films being touted for the Oscar.’

nprfreshair:

On today’s Fresh Air, a discussion about hallucinogens, mold, and penis-shaped mushrooms (and yes, there’s a picture) with a man who studies the fungus among us.

nprfreshair:

On today’s Fresh Air, a discussion about hallucinogens, mold, and penis-shaped mushrooms (and yes, there’s a picture) with a man who studies the fungus among us.

philphys:

George Carlin on Rights